CLUB CAPTAINS
"The Club Captain is elected by the society at the Club Dinner for a one year term. His responsibilities include organising the Club Dinner, leading the Society socially on tour, being part of the Tour Committee and attending and assisting at all GBH events throughout the year where necessary. Each Captain brings his own unique qualities to the role with the intention of making a lasting impression on the Society."
- 2011-2012: Blairy
- I am more scared about fulfilling this role than making the acquisition work!! I am honoured and will do my very best to live up to the acclaimed jacket! You guys rock. I will have a beer or 7 to celebrate in Manchester.
- 2010-2011: Brucey
- I can't believe you b*****rds have stiched me up again!!
- 2009-2010: Wilma
- My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch!
- 2008 - 2009: PJ
- "I’m not saying my golf is bad but I grew tomatoes this year and they came up sliced."
- 2007 - 2008: Phelpsy
- 2006 - 2007: Cotros
- "Its the most fun I've had with my clothes on."
- 2005 - 2006: JR
- "It is one of the highest individual honours to have been bestowed on me since winning my Junior House tie at Tonbridge School for getting Highly Commended in the House Trampoline competition."
- 2004 - 2005: Timmy G
- "I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine"
- 2003 - 2004: Sinners
- "Being made club captain is my single biggest lifetime sporting achievement, with the exception of maybe taking 9 off the tee at the 17th (par 3) at Wildwood"
- 2002 - 2003: Belli
- "I have not really captained a team since my first year of high school when I was captain of Monkton House School's U12s rugby team. This was at a time when I was a young sprite and before I found alcohol, put on weight and became lazy! Captaining the GBH is an underestimated challenge and it was a huge honour for me to be elected. Hopefully this will be repeated in some form now that I am part of the Welsh U40s toenail clipping team."
- 2001 - 2002: Bruce
- "Bloody good captain, slight lack of interest on the golf course but pushed the boys hard in the bar, failed to make tour in his year of duty as a bit of a useless twat having broken my hand punching a nightclub door?!!!"
- 2000 - 2001: JM
- "Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better."
- 1999 - 2000: Dalesey
- "There is no such thing as an expensive round {of drinks} when you have got the kitty"
